American Dream Pizza – 4 horns up
This might be my favorite place to get a slice ever. The main dude who seems to work here the most reminds me of Joel from MST3k, if you’re a fan. Get a slice with two toppings (I recommend hazelnut and broccoli, but I’m strange) and a dream salad – a basic salad base with three pizza toppings of your choice in a huge bowl that looks like it’s meant for 4 people. If you like ranch as your dressing, you can apply it in moderation and leave some for the crust of your pizza, which is a flaky pastry-pizza hybrid of epic splendor which will dip in the ranch to create total taste domination in your mouth…metal! Splitting one slice and a salad does not seem like enough food but it totally is. Going crazy and getting two slices to get over the $10 limit is usually what happens to us here, but when we stay under $10 it’s totally filling. Open till 10pm.
Address: 4620 NE Glisan St
