what's metal in Portland…

Yumtastic but very messy dessert and savory pies. My favorite is probably the ‘mounds,’ which is coconut and chocolate chip baked in their handheld pie. How is yumtastic pie metal? The mascot is a pie oozing delicious strawberry blood in one scene painted on the cart, and the other has a bunch of people ripping this dude limb from limb to devour his yumminess. That’s how it’s metal. A savory and dessert pie for each member of your duo should still get you under budget here. Sometimes the flavors available are not what you’re in the mood for, and it is very messy – thus the lack of a perfect 4 horn review. Metal is about precision – if you like sloppy stuff so much look for a crust punk grindcore food review site.

Website:  whiffies.com

Address:  SE 12th + Hawthorne carts